Dear Man on Dating Website Who Doesn't Know How Vaginas Work,

Asking me how big is "too big" is not a question "for dating purposes" nor does it have anything to do with my height. Vaginas are elastic and can expand to accommodate a goddamned baby.Women depending on many factors (technique, arousal, etc) enjoy different sizes and girths, but it has nothing to do with how fucking tall they are.

As a side note, men with large penises never ask this question of random chicks online. This is usually the tactic of a delusional and small dicked man who desperately wants to believe that size doesn't matter. (It does. The motion of the ocean might be important, but she better know you have a canoe in the water first.)

But, and this is the most important thing I can tell you, if you think that height and vaginal accommodation are linked, you need a lot more help than a dating site can offer you. This is probably the real problem. That you don't know what the fuck you are doing down there or how any of it works. There are, I am sure, wonderful online resources for that. Go find them.


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